GIrls, you too can piss standing up!
January 19th 2007 02:33
That's right girls, no longer do you have to feel as though the blokes are having all the fun with their standing up and pissing caper. Now you can piss standing up wherever you go!
It's all thanks to the Whiz, by Australian company WhizBiz Pty Ltd. They've come up with what is fundamentally a funnel attached to a tube, where you just hold it against to you and go for it. How convenient!
There are three great options, so the fun doesn't stop wherever you go. The first is your standard indoor Whiz. The second has been designed for the outdoors, known as the Whiz Plus. It is self-drying and self-cleaning and according to the website, has been tested by the British Army! The final one is The Whiz Midstream, designed for those times when you need to give a urine sample. No more contamination of the sample with the Whiz!
Just think of the conveniences the Whiz will afford you. No longer will you be in long lines for the ladies, while the boys are in and out within seconds! No longer will you need the front to go into the blokes to pee, just pee in the hall with a schooner glass on hand! No longer will there be that fear of getting lost when hiking while looking for a good place to squat, just point off the path! Too easy.
Now to be honest, this was the sort of thing I thought men and women would just be doing differently forever, but my mind has been changed. I do think there is still some selling to do on the part of the company though - my female flatmates weren't overly taken with the product on first look. But once the Whiz takes off - think of the revolution!
The WhizBiz website : http://www.whizbiz.com.au
It's all thanks to the Whiz, by Australian company WhizBiz Pty Ltd. They've come up with what is fundamentally a funnel attached to a tube, where you just hold it against to you and go for it. How convenient!
The Whiz
There are three great options, so the fun doesn't stop wherever you go. The first is your standard indoor Whiz. The second has been designed for the outdoors, known as the Whiz Plus. It is self-drying and self-cleaning and according to the website, has been tested by the British Army! The final one is The Whiz Midstream, designed for those times when you need to give a urine sample. No more contamination of the sample with the Whiz!
Just think of the conveniences the Whiz will afford you. No longer will you be in long lines for the ladies, while the boys are in and out within seconds! No longer will you need the front to go into the blokes to pee, just pee in the hall with a schooner glass on hand! No longer will there be that fear of getting lost when hiking while looking for a good place to squat, just point off the path! Too easy.
Now to be honest, this was the sort of thing I thought men and women would just be doing differently forever, but my mind has been changed. I do think there is still some selling to do on the part of the company though - my female flatmates weren't overly taken with the product on first look. But once the Whiz takes off - think of the revolution!
The WhizBiz website : http://www.whizbiz.com.au
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